Peter “Who” Debnam

By Alexander Glumac

So, what do we know about Peter?

Isn’t he the Opposition Leader?

Don’t they call him Peter who?

He wants us to drink from the loo.

He failed at every business venture,

No wonder why he’s got a temper.

The bloke couldn’t run a gym,

Poor Iemma cops it on the chin.

Remember that debate on Stateline?

Peter always stepped out of line.

Kept saying the same old BS,

At one stage I switched to SBS.

He kept attacking Labor,

Made them out to be a failure.

So what if they ruled for 12 years?

If the Libs win, there’ll be tears.

20,000 workers will be sacked.

Unfortunately, that’s a fact.

Doesn’t Peter care about NSW?

Probably for those wearing tails.

He said he’ll fix up NSW if elected.

Too bad public service will be neglected.

Imagine if he became Premier?

The state will be in the despair.

He’ll pass the IR power to John,

Now that is not on.

Workers will have it tough,

And Peter said: “Labor’s had enough!”

He should put himself in a Labourer’s shoes,

But he won’t, he’s a yuppie from Vaucluse.

Unlike Peter, Iemma’s honest,

And above all, he’s modest.

So, NSW, be smart and vote Labor.

Don’t be fooled by the sailor.