New Format and Content Deadlines

As I HOPE you've noticed, The Western Onion now has a new magazine-style format. We decided that it was just too much hassle to deal with a full-sized newspaper. I mean, it's a bit too conspicuous to be reading a newspaper in a boring lecture, right? Right! 

 ...Not that I'm encouraging anyone to read the new, more inconspicuous TWO instead of paying attention in lectures. I would never do that!

 Anyway. Along with the new format has come new content deadlines. We now expect that you'll have your content in by the 24th of each month. This means that the next content deadline is September 24th. Make sure you've got your articles, poems, photos, letters and whatever else it is you'd like to see printed in The Western Onion in to us by then! The email address you want is: theonion@two.org.au. Don't forget it!

That's all from me for now!

David Lenton